Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be "headed" over heels by the most noggin-tastic football team to ever grace the pitch – Big Skulls United!

Big Skulls United are so headstrong that our defenders don't tackle; they just lean in slightly, and the opposition bounces right off their massive melons! And our goalkeeper? Well, let's just say the goalposts are more like a personal sunhat for them. When our players go for a "header" they’ve been known to accidentally send the soccer ball into orbit due to the impact from their colossal craniums.

OKAY! SO MAYBE - we made it up.

Big Skulls United doesn’t really exist. It’s a football team we’ve created because: 1. We think Big Skulls are under represented in sport, and 2. Because MAYBE we can’t afford the premier leagues licensing fees! Regardless - we wanted to create a great team that celebrates our sizeable skulls and partners with our favourite sport - football. (Soccer for you Americans!). And so - Big Skulls United was born! Well don’t dilly dalley - pick your self up some official Big Skulls United F.C Merch HERE:

Have you heard of Primate Proportions? Or Mammoth Momentum? Or Hammer Head Inc? No? Well then, its about time you found out who they really are, find Primate Proportions Backstory here, Hammer Head Inc’s back story here and finally check our Mammoth Momentum - maybe the most mysterious of them all here.