Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be "headed" over heels by the most noggin-tastic football team to ever grace the pitch – Big Skulls United!

Big Skulls United are so headstrong that our defenders don't tackle; they just lean in slightly, and the opposition bounces right off their massive melons! And our goalkeeper? Well, let's just say the goalposts are more like a personal sunhat for them. When our players go for a "header" they’ve been known to accidentally send the soccer ball into orbit due to the impact from their colossal craniums.

OKAY! SO MAYBE - we made it up.

Big Skulls United doesn’t really exist. It’s a football team we’ve created because: 1. We think Big Skulls are under represented in sport, and 2. Because MAYBE we can’t afford the premier leagues licensing fees! Regardless - we wanted to create a great team that celebrates our sizeable skulls and partners with our favourite sport - football. (Soccer for you Americans!). And so - Big Skulls United was born! Well don’t dilly dalley - pick your self up some official Big Skulls United F.C Merch HERE: